Saturday, November 25, 2006

Ocean's 13

Too much happening all at the same time to write down sometihng coherent and worth while...

For Example:

"Citizen: Shipwreck

Welcome aboard Euthanasia Airlines! We hope you enjoy the trip with us to pity city.

Our inflight movie will be "Sound of Music" starring Julie Andrews. For those of you not familiar with the storyline. You will witness Julie Andrews spinning around like a deranged wind-up toy after having redressed the Von Tropp kids in drapes. SPOLIER WARNING: The movie is about a family fleeing for their lives from the persecusion of the Nazi army.

Passenger safety is vitally important to us. Our inflight safety manual is adapted from the "Titanic". So if you find the aircraft is taking a nose-dive our safety procedures involve furiously rearranging the deck chairs to save all first class passengers aboard the aircraft.

Thank you for choosing Euthanasia Airlines!"

That was supposed to be a full fledged article-column served up as a dry-gonzoesque piece. I got side tracked with other things to complete it... And now I need to flush it out and go back to write it in the same frame of reference when the time is right.

Saw 'Casino Royale' the other day. It was Bond in all his raw glory. Just different enough to tickle your imagination yet true to formula not causing a radical paradigm shift. Dark nonetheless.

I still haven't seen Babel, Bobby and Borat. Oh Baby! That's quite the list. Although chances are Emilio's not going to win a Best Picture Oscar for Bobby this year, not after the way the NY Times ripped him apart. You really cant tell who are the takers this year, is Matt Damon going to get nominated for The Good Shephard and The Departed. Are they finally going to give Martin Scorcese an Oscar? Will Robert De Niro's Good Shephard walk away with a hand full of nominations? I'll let the academy deal with that. As for now all I know for sure is they're filming Ocean's Thirteen across the street. The stars have the trailers parked in my very block. So tommorow I could be running into Clooney, Damon, Pacino, Roberts....

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Love Conquers All

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