And they live happily ever after

And they live happily ever after

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[Have they closed the freaking book yet?]

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good... fuck was that a grotesque exercise in happy story telling or what ... i mean c'mon... this job is just freaking unbelievable ... i mean how long am i going to be working here in this place.... everytime these kids open the book it's the same deal... i have to go around do all the dirty work .. be nice to that bitch who play's the princess save her from that dragon ...who's actually a nice guy and then i'm supposed to live happily ever after.. with her ... holy shit ..gimme a break...i'dn't piss on her if she were on fire...ur collegues are a bunch of whining sissy's!... its a monotonous boring job.. i need some more action .. i need a deviation in the script... i wanna do something outta the ordinary... maybe fall off that stallion i ride and break a leg.. get an extra terrestrial to blow the planet to smitherins... have a govt sting operation on the cocaine dealings of the princess's secret love interest in columbia.... i need go to a bar with my buddies... take a princess out to dinner perhaps..... another one .. one i'm more comfortable with perhaps... this one obviously has no clue what's going on life? i mean each day she comes to the trailer.. and we wait with our costumes and make up on for the kids to pick up the book and read us .. and we keep doing the same jobs ... and some of are getting sick... we need to retire ...we're planning on having a strike... alice is scared of the dark and they send her thru that hole all the time... jack is scared of heights ..and he's gotta go up that bean stalk... the wolf in sheep's clothing ... what can u do ..the guy's foster mom was a sheep... he has an identity crisis.. each time he has to play the part ..he has to go to counselling... the fox ..he's allergic to grapes... the crow ... well the truth is they had to digitally alter his voice ..coz the truth is he sings quite well... lil red riding hood came to try out for baywatch and look where she landed up... goldie locks ...let's not talk abt her eating disorder now shall we... so before i do something totally irrational i better get some rest ... i can smell another shift coming just around the corner..