Fat Bottomed Girls

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Lemme wish you all a very Happy Valentine's Day!!! Hope u've spread enough love and joy as can be begotten... well ...

how goes the world .... what makes the world go around ...
A> Fat Bottomed Girls...
B> Love...

for all u flaming fags out there who wish to empathize with Freddie Mercury... go ahead pick A.. as for the rest of us... yes "Love" does make the world fo round... love in all it's forms shapes colors and varieties... from u garden variety ...Kwik-E-Mart corner store love... to the more enduring Walmart love... to the designer boutique variety of love... in all it's merchandized forms ... love does make for the capitalist's bread and butter... as any Jewish Salesman would tell u abt love and sales... in the most Jerry Maguire-isque way possible "You Complete Me!!!" and us.. what abt us... well we ...we were had for at "Hello!"... I quote Col.Kurtz "The Horror, The Horror..."

But anyway... throwing the Cynic that i am back into the closet... it's great to be loved ..and in love ..and do stupid stuff in the name of love.... especially when u have someone special to do it for... it's just a outrageous display of how far u'd go... rather idiotic ... but the way those freaking chemicals that work in ur head make u do stupid things ... it's funny... all material goods lose their significance...if not for being and ornate expression of your deepest feelings... Yes.. Rhett Butler said it best, "Frankly my Dear I dont give a damn!!!" well maybe i do... so does Pooh.. and Hefalumps and Woozles...(good god where did that cum from)

work and lack of sleep and food .. and exhaustion.. does fucked up things to ur head... well... like all the other 24 valentine's day before this on the planet .. this one too bore no significant mark... that would make it remarkable in anyway whatsoever ...or did it???