Being dIsS_FuNk_sHuN-aLi ImPeRfeCt

a slump is the last thing we should get our selves into .. coz the thing with inertia is .. u tend to make ur selfcomfortable doing what u do.. and if u r rdiing high on the go get em tiger attitude and u get a break... better plan to have the day filled with break neck speed activities coz otherwise ...it can be a shocker... how udr body and mind just shuts down on u ... experience has told me time and again not to do this ... but never do i learn ...

so here u have it ladies and gentlemen in a dire effort to try to cook up something worth while to read or write for that matter i figured randomly punching out my thought s on the key board should account for some form of the creative thought process to crank out a viable form of literature little did i know i was to find my self rotting away at the inside of creative thought centre.. better yet looks like microsoft has taken over...and cnn is covering it on prime time tv... hbo has te movie rights for the tv production wait, wb just heard abt it .. and they wanna turn it into a major motion picture.....yess... who are they going to cast s arun's lost creative epicenter is the question that media moghuls have to anticaipate... i've heard it's a new face but with the mgm take over by sony ...even they dont want to try a new face with bond... hummm so since tom hanks is playing robert langdon and pierce brosnan is playing bond ..who does play me.... i havent the clue ... but wait i hear the exective producer talking abt the apt female to play his better half... ah... see now i knew it was getting to inetersting ...so i perk up my ears and evesdrop into their conversation as to who they have instore to play my better half...

exec#1; "look ... the guy's love life is an absolute enigma... do we really know what he wants and what he's looking forward to ... i mean he could be an ed gein or ted bundy in the making for all i care ...."

exec#2: "no.. the freaking mad erratic behaviour andthe total unpredicatbility i say we can get away with something bigger better... look liz hurley and brendan frasier .. we pulled that of right... and liz wouldnt mind after all her hubby's name's the same one he's got right..."

exec#3: "i dont know guys ... maybe we'll haveto take the iamsam look at things .. i dont know it's mt personal take on it ..."

exec#4: "guy's the bruised emmigrant the perfect tony montana angle i tell u michelle's too old to play it off let's get that keira chick... i kinda got the hots for her..."

exec#5: "personally i think we can give it a good company spin off, and get that scarlett johnason chick on board i think she's got the potential to pull it off"

exec#6: "wait a sec... u think we can sell an ashton kutcher off with this guy... i like it .. if we get working on it fast enough we can get amanda peet on board and make it bigger than a lot like love "

exec#7: "u guys can freaking talk abt who u wann cast till the cows come home .. but i'm telling u it's all abt the product placements... and as long as i see his face in burger king meals and ppl are singing the title track to the soundtrack and music inspired from ... i'm good or i'll make it my life's personal karmic duty to flush down each of ur testicles downt he drain"

that kinda brought a pregnant silence in the room .. which wasw followed by more discussion of the plot line of my life... if these werethe guys in charge of my life... lemme tell u they had no clue what they were doing... and before i barged into a columbine moment ... i made an exit stage left...